well... i was just watching the taiwanese entertainment news and they just showed a pair of twins who just let out a new cd. and their group name is '2moro' which we familiarly know as GUO YAN FU and GUO YAN (i think) JUN.... or even more.
GUO YAN FU as WANG JIAN YI in WU CHU CAI HONG
GUO YAN JUN as smtg ZHENG HAO in ZHEN MING TIAN Nü
so... as i said... they were having an autograph session when this is what YAN FU said.
"你喜欢哥哥就是喜欢弟弟. 喜欢弟弟就是喜欢哥哥. 那两个都喜欢就是支持'2moro'. 所以谢谢各位."
lol
well... i've found myself flipping through all the scripts and i found 'DUMB AND DUMBER'...
That's it! I've had it with this ump! We don't have food, we don't have jobs, our pets' heads are falling off, we're surrounded by roving gangs of larcenous old ladies... - Llyod
Petey, I made a promise to you once, man... ...and I'll be damned if I can remember what it was. - Harry
LLOYD : Why'd you do that?
HARRY : What?
LLOYD : Take your seatbelt off.
HARRY : Because we just cleared the danger zone.
LLOYD : Huh?
HARRY : Don't you know anything, Lloyd? Ninety percent of all accidents happen within five miles of home. We've already traveled 6.3 miles.
HARRY : How far have we gone?
LLOYD : According to this map, about an inch and a half.
HARRY : I believe you're wrong, Lloyd.
LLYOD : And I believe I'm right, Harry.
HARRY : I still say wrong, Lloyd.
LLOYD : How much you wanna bet?
HARRY : I don't bet.
LLOYD : What do you mean you don't bet?
HARRY : I mean I don't gamble, you know that. Never have and never will.
LLOYD : Oh, bull. I'll bet you our next meal that I can get you gambling before the day's out.
HARRY : There's no way, Lloyd. You can't do it.
LLOYD : I'll give you three-to-one odds. That's three feedbags if you win, against only one if you lose.
HARRY : You're wasting your money, Lloyd. I already told you, I don't gamble.
LLYOD : Okay, five-to-one I can get you gambling before the day's out.
HARRY : Sorry, pal, no way.
LLOYD : Make it ten-to-one.
HARRY : You got yourself a bet, sucker!
I called her up and she gave me some crap about me not listening to her enough or something like that. I wasn't really paying attention. - Harry
LLOYD : You're it.
HARRY : You're it.
LLOYD : You're it. Quitsies.
HARRY : Anti-quitsies. You're it. Quitsies. No anti-quitsies. No startsies.
HARRY : It's a fruit.
LLOYD : It's a vegetable.
HARRY : I'm telling you, it's a fruit.
LLOYD : And I happen to know it's a vegetable.
HARRY : Tell you what, why don't we let an impartial judge decide.
LLOYD : Fine with me.
HARRY : Hey, Mr. Mentalino, settle our bet: Are jelly beans fruits or vegetables?
LOYD : Okay, Harry, my turn. Let 'er rip.
Harry lifts a cheer and lets out a LOUD FART. Lloyd SNIFFS a few times, then closes his eyes and WAFTS it up toward his nostrils, as if it was the aroma of a fine wine.
LLOYD : Hmmm... full-bodied, delicate bouquet, aged to perfection will rip no fart before it's time.
HARRY : Come on, Marquis of Dingleberry's rules: you got ten seconds.
LLOYD : All right. I'll say: cheese doodles, chili dog extra onions, garden salad with blue...
HARRY : And...?
LLOYD : Kit-Kat bar.
HARRY : You're the best, man. Okay, my turn.
LLOYD : Where are your manners, Harry? We have a guest.
HARRY : Come on, Mr. Mentalino. Let one fly. It's only a buck.
Small comfort coming from a man who sells dead birds to blind kids. - Harry
HARRY:Don't you get it, Lloyd. I've got a dead guy pissed at me. His restless spirit will probably haunt me for the next seventy-five years.
LLOYD : That's ridiculous. You probably won't live to see forty.
LLOYD : Tell you what you can send up, my friend how about some chow?
BELL CAPTAIN : I'll bring you a menu.
LLOYD : Don't bother. Just order us one of everything.
HARRY : One of everything? Lloyd...
LLOYD : Oh, sorry.
Make that two of everything.
HARRY : Sure, but do you really think you needed to buy those two surfboards?
LLOYD : Surfboards? I thought those were beginner's skis.
MARY : Thanks. I love dogs, too. So how are you involved with them?
HARRY : Oh, I've trained them, bathed them, clipped them; I've even bred them.
MARY : Really? Any unusual breeding?
HARRY : Nah, mostly just doggie-style. But one time we successfully mated a Bulldog and a Shitzu.
MARY : Really? That's weird.
HARRY : Yeah. We called it a Bullshit.
now... you'll just have to wait for some other script i run across... which will be real soon...